Delusions of grandeur, dating Mary Sue and rum breaks while still in office?
Guys – Thanos is out of control!  -  Team AnimeKon

 

 MandyCummins

Mandy what is this “delusions of grandeur” you speak of?

To speak to Thanos of delusions is to speak to the man in the desert of water. He has none! I, Thanos, slayer of universes am the Grandest and I too can fly and speak to small, furry canines. Why, I once had a shitzu called “Little Titan” (as a pup he was “Little T” and “Mr. T” as he got older) and we spoke all the time.

‘Twas he that warned me that Mary Sue would stand me up at the Titan High Sweet Sixteen.

Mary Sue dared to spurn Thanos of Titan. So, in that dark day, Little T and I schemed for her ultimate demise. Using my vast prowess and innate ability to read and see colours, I switched the labels on her make-up. Poor Mary Sue. Ha! She looked like quite the strumpet at the Prom!

That’s actually how I got my supervillain origin. And look at me today!
So let your child play with her puppy and fly. Let her fly! AND ENSURE ALL THE MARY SUES OF THE WORLD CRUMBLE AND FALL BEFORE THANOS AND HIS MACHINATIONS!

GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Have a wonderful day.
Uncle T

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

 

JustinMoore

Never you mind your girlfriend and that nonsense. For I, Thanos of Titan, have only ever appeared in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. What’s the point in having anything to do with DC? Your lady will rue the day that she chose to see Clark “Shall I just destroy my own city for you” Kent over my grim (but stunning) visage. But Ho young Moore! Thanos knows only too well that the mind of a resolute woman is nigh impossible to change. Once I regain the Mind Gem, you and I will force her to watch all of the Marvel movies with us.

She will also make us sandwiches, mix us Raspberry Kool-Aid (oh yeah!) and when the movies are done, we will play Uno and Monopoly and rig the deck against her. She will know never to thwart your will again!

 

NathanTull

I get out of this chair when it is my lunch hour or either of my two allotted 15 minute breaks! I do take bathroom breaks as well.

But most sinister of all, are my rum breaks. Yes, I keep a bottle of rum in the glove compartment of my throne and I swig from it when no one is watching.

…. wait… what’s that? What do you mean my emails are being monitored?
You can see everything I type? Aren’t there laws against this sort of thing??

CURSES!

Nathan, I have been summoned by the Human Resources Director. I’ll be leaving my chair now. But when I come back…..if my rum is missing…I shall rain down fires upon this entire establishment. Don’t you readers think for a secon…!

I AM COMING!

Nathan I gotta go. Laterz.

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