Here I am at AnimeKon HQ to take some questions while the Mad Titan is out sick. Thanos’ cubicle smells terrible people! He left a codpiece and some boots in here and it smells like a donkey and a piñata had a child and then threw up. He has me clutching my rosary. Damn these enhanced senses. I am afraid to touch anything and I can hear two sets of alien fungi coupling!

Anyway, I won’t let Team AnimeKon down so here goes!

 

Lamel

This sounds like a joke… I’m a blind lawyer with a history of incarceration and personal tragedy. What in that make-up makes you think I have a sense of humour Lamel!

That being said, with my enhanced sense of taste I can tell you that peanut butter and jelly is ambrosia of the gods. It can be a small comfort when:

  • Your woman has left you because she’s been drinking too much after her friend was murdered by 300-pound crime lord,
  • Your woman has “left” you because she was a ninja murdered with her own weapon,
  • Your woman has left you because her split personality wants to murder you…

Where was I going with this? Oh! PB&J is wonderful and women be crazy.

Next question!

 

Daniel F

That Deadpool film is ridiculous. There’s a guy who wears a full body suit of red (which makes no sense for someone fighting in the dark) and talks to himself all the time. Also, he spends far too much time with ninjas! Ninjas are nothing but lies, half-truths, and misguided loyalties. Deadpool is friends with them.  Who does that? That’s a deeply disturbed person Daniel. No way should he be getting another film.

You know who should get their own film? Me! The guy who wears red, talks to himself and dates Ninjas! Now that is a film-worthy premise.

 

Linda
Dear Linda,

Are you sure the skin problems are allergies? Have you consulted with your veterinarian for treatment? If it is just allergies it can be treated by medication. Hair loss from dogs can be indication of a more serious issue as well so just check.

Due to my enhanced senses, I am very allergic to dogs Linda. I once took care of Lockjaw for the Inhumans and it was hell! But Medusa asked me nicely and she had just moved to New York… I just felt I had to say yes you know? Maybe that’s my problem. I’ve always been running to help people……when I should have had the good sense to run away. Ah well. No use crying over spilled toxic waste.

Well that’s it for this week’s questions. I did not realise what a big set of work this would be! The work!

How could I have been so blind!?

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